The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) Dieter Laser, Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie, Akihiro Kitamura Movie Review

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)   1/51/51/51/51/5

Dieter Laser in The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)

Inhuman Horror

Two friends, Lindsay (Ashley C. Williams) and Jenny (Ashlynn Yennie) end up getting a flat tyre whilst driving on a rainy night and after a run in with a driver who thinks he has seen them in a porn movie decide to start walking. They come to the home of Dr. Heiter (Dieter Laser) who lets them come in so he can call for a tow truck but in truth he drugs them and when they come to they discover themselves bound to hospital beds in his basement. The psychotic Heiter has some nefarious plans for these friends and a third person with a surgery which will connect them in a very disturbing manner.

I am not going to tell you exactly what the evil Dr. Heiter's plans are for Lindsay, Jenny and a third person, if you must know you can easily find out by searching on Google. What I will say is what sort of person comes up with such a sick idea and it is the disturbing nature of what Heiter plans to do along with scenes of torture porn which fill "The Human Centipede (First Sequence)". I should also add that you must be, shall we say a unique individual, if you find the ideas in this horror movie entertaining and if you do well that's your bag it certainly isn't mine.

So if you look beyond the disturbing and disgusting idea which is what "The Human Centipede (First Sequence)" really is all about and what do you have left. Well there are some cliches such as girl friends whose car breaks down on a rainy night, there are some detectives snooping around and of course there is the obligatory escape attempt which doesn't work. But there is Dieter Laser and if I can say that the one positive when it comes to the movie is that Dieter Laser is highly effective at playing a psycho.

What this all boils down to is that "The Human Centipede (First Sequence)" was not for me and it comes down to the sick nature of the idea which was too sick for me and made this not an entertaining movie but one for those who get there kicks from some extreme horror ideas.